C'est La Vie

Watching the Penn & Teller: Bullshit episode on exorcism.

What the hell is wrong with these people … ?

roboboners:

stevepussemi:

blueandbluer:

weaponizedwit:

queen-moriarty:

the-awesomer:

Best Captain America cake ever.

(Hat tip: Reddit)

TEARS IN MY EYES

I WANT

that’s the most american cake ive ever seen

Thank God for America

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steelajeeg:

The Next Generation

40 Years of Justice

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oh hell that one was loud

test test

Dude. A card game based on religion. Powers and attacks are used by attaching follower cards to a deity. So many would have a “virgin birth” ability. Terrain cards like Mount Olympus, Heaven, River Styx, Valhalla, and Ashuristic Reign.

(via trvp-goddess)

Romney suggests a constitutional ammendment: Require all presidential candidates to have business experience →

think-progress:

People this would have disqualified:

Dwight Eisenhower

Teddy Roosevelt

John McCain

Borderline case: Ronald Reagan

People this still wouldn’t disqualify:

Barack Obama

villa-kulla:

Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?

The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)

santorum2016 is a stupid piece of shit and I laugh at the miserable failure that is her mind

socialistictendencies:

santorum2016:

socialistictendencies:

lightningboltkolt:

socialistictendencies:

santorum2016 is a stupid piece of shit and I laugh at the miserable failure that is her mind

Just because you don’t agree with someone doesn’t give you the right to completely bash them.

So what if their opinions are different than yours, get over it.

Oh my bad, sorry. I’ll go ahead and let her have her dangerous, oppressive opinions and totally not shit on her existence. I’ll just go ahead and get over the fact that she is a terrible person that is harmful to society at large.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Says the socialist.

lol

You’re a fascist sympathizer that hates the poor and the non-white, and I’m dangerous.

Listen here, asswipe. I’m dangerous to you. I’m dangerous to people like you because I threaten the stranglehold you have on your power in society. I will always be proud of being dangerous to people like you because you are proud of being dangerous to absolutely everyone else. I will defend the people that are oppressed by you because you perpetrate oppression in the first place.

I am not dangerous to society at large. I am dangerous to you.

current “mainstream” gop: haha everything is so great i don’t know how everyone couldn’t feel this way too

socialism: holy shit other people actually exist and they’re not like me

chocolatebearturk:

theyellovvbrickroad:

my hobbies include creating natural disasters, letting infectious diseases spread and condemning sinners to hell

They also include loving you (even the sinners), raising you up when you are low, supporting you in your darkest hours by providing you with a guiding light, and preparing a home for you to stay in for eternity by my side.

They also include arbitrary decisions and near-constantly making contradictory statements.

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