June 2011
May 2011
Fuck Yeah, Lauren Lopez: Granger Danger →
starkiddikrats:
INTRODUCTION: F Fmaj7 Bb/F Fsus4 F Fmaj7 Bb/F Gm7 Am7 Bb VERSE 1A (Ron Weasley): F Fmaj7 Here I am, face to face, Bb/F With a situation I never Gm7 Am7 Bb Fsus4 Thought I'd ever see strange VERSE 1B: F Fmaj7 How a dress could take a mess
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
For your aural pleasure →
oscillopsia:
Free download of itchy feet music (swing, soul, funk, rhythm and blues, rock ‘n’ roll, ska)
“When my husband died, because he was so famous & known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, on the passing of her husband, Carl Sagan
[via rachelfershleiser]
(via drinkyourjuice)
thisdoesnotsuck asked: FYI - the photo of my drawing was taken at a slight angle (via a crappy camera) due to weird light reflections when taken straight on. I hear you regarding the slight disproportions, but assure you the actual piece contains none. :)
A gay teen describes her experience at a Utah...
weaboostories:
-alphawaves:
The Utah company “Teen Escort Services” is regularly contracted to forcibly kidnap LGBT teens in the middle of the night and bring them to a detention facility for re-education. Those facilities are said to be “boot camps”, places where “trouble-causing” children can be re-educated, but seriously, when you hear the testimonies of the people who get in…
Read...
so stuff with one of my best friends and a someone
just because its is revolving around the douche who blocked me on facebook and who is with “her”, and i know this won’t happen, but what if similar thing happened with me and “her”
i’d probably really get physically hurt by this guy and not just threatened
“Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people...”
– Camille Pissarro (via quotesforintellectuals)
skype
with taylor/haleigh, ryan, and covel
very nice, i hope taylor enjoys hearing sex sounds from me and me dully saying “that’s hot”
Fantastic evening!!
morganistic:
aliveand-well:
Morgan’s mail box is now exciting and will be the envy of all her neighbors. It also was soooooo nice not painting for the College Board. So, you’re welcome all drivers on Lark.
Ashton came over and was hating on it…He’s totes jealous, though.Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.
i’mma have to go look at it tomorrow
When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier...
briixo:
and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls her self ugly;
IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?
i know quite a few people in this situation
i laugh sometimes
wtf where did that follower come fro-
IT’S RYAN
I'm reasonably attractive.
jacobbeelocke:
which is pretty nice
Does saying that make me conceited?
oh well
as in not conceited asdfasdfads sorry if you take that the wrong way
I am embarrassed of my body.
then do something about it
i say this to so many people
just do something about it
and you can just stop
i mean, you said your computer is shit so i ask if you know its specs
see this is why i hate talking to people, they just make no sense
uh what
uh okay katherine i don’t know you let’s just talk on facebook why not since you seemingly want to
oh god just click →
