C'est La Vie

I am the fat, gay, female, Arabian-Bosnian, hipster-prince, supermodel, Harry Potter-look-alike, Hispanic Frosty the Snowman, post-human sapient hominid.

the ice cream is fine, the caramel is weird, and the nuts are disgusting with a horrible aftertaste

and especially don’t eat the caramel all at once, it just gets disgusting